Business storytelling for REBEL, SPIRITUAL, CREATIVE + NEURODIVERGENT entrepreneurs.
Revolutionaries don’t ask for permission.
It’s time to ditch the filters, own your voice + get magnetic AF.
A no-fluff storytelling masterclass for rebels, spiritual entrepreneurs + neurodivergent creatives who are DONE playing small trying to squish themselves into boxes that have no hope of fitting their UNIQUE GENIUS!
It’s a raw, 97-minute masterclass for rebel entrepreneurs, creatives + spiritual humans who are ready to speak from their soul – not from a sales script.
You’ll learn how to tell stories that spark connection, ditch the “ick” in your sales, and write copy that sells with soul
... WITHOUT sacrificing your soul, your scruples or your sanity!
✅ WHAT YOU’LL RECEIVE
🔥 Immediate access to the 97-minute masterclass
✨ Soulful, non-salesy storytelling strategies
💥 Clarity on your unique brand message + medicine
🧠 Created especially for neurodivergent, introverted + intuitive entrepreneurs
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But what the f*ck do I know? I'm glad you asked.
Goddess knows there's a whole heap of magic-pill-pimping, sales-over-substance, snake oil "experts" out there.
⚡ Kylie Patchett
Voice + Visibility Catalyst | Storytelling Alchemist | Business Energetics Mentor for Rebels + Revolutionaries
I help paradigm-shifting women get seen, heard, and richly rewarded just for being themselves.
I’m Kylie – a 1/3 Manifestor, magnetic messaging midwife, and sacred disruptor for women who were told they were too much... and believed it just long enough to forget how powerful they really are.
🔥 The witches.
🔥 The rebels.
🔥 The neurodivergent creatives, the heart-led healers, the paradigm shifters.
🔥 The ones who never fit the mold — and never f*cking wanted to.
I work at the intersection of energetics, embodiment, storytelling, and strategy — helping you:
✨ Burn the bullshit you were taught about being visible.
✨ Build the emotional + energetic capacity to be fully seen.
✨ Reclaim your true voice + magnetic message.
✨ Create a business that feels like home — spacious, soul-aligned, and screaming with resonance.
I don’t hand you a script.
I hand you the f*cking match.
Because your voice is sacred. Your story is soul medicine. And your business should feel like freedom — not a funnel.
When I stopped performing and started pulsing in my power?
💸 $33 turned into $66K+ in sales.
🔥 200+ rebels inside SEEN.
📈 A 5x audience reach explosion.
💰 A $75K quarter that felt like me.
No hustle. No pressure. Just resonance, frequency, and full-throated expression.
This is the RISE Revolution.
No beige, no straitjackets, no boring-ass blueprints.
Just you. Unleashed.
FULL DISCLOSURE: I built a multi-6-figure coaching business back in 2011-17.
Then I burnt it to the ground in 2017: because I made the mistake of creating more of the same [working hard to prove my worth] in a BS business model
and because I was sick to death of the BS — the “coaches coaching coaches to coach coaches” house of cards.
The performative, pedestal-placed, pontification marketing.
The manipulation disguised as mentorship.
The same extractive system as so many others systems of oppression, just repackaged in “love & light.”
So I walked away in disgust and tried to just 'pretend away' the hype over heart, sales over substance, painpoint poison proliferation - head in the sand style.
It took me a few years to work out that that made me part of the problem.
WANTING to make a difference in the world - but hiding behind building a business being too hard basket and the coaching industry being a big fat farce - is not enough.
It's actually putting skin in the game and coming out in your full self expression and delivering your genius that REALLY does.
It's actually expanding your capacity to be SEEN, HEARD + RECOGNISED delivering the fullness of your genius, and
creating a freedom and contribution fuelled business that nourishes BOTH US and our clients that actually paves new possibilities for ourselves, our families, our communities, and ultimately the world.
So now I'm back - Not to play the same game, but to rewrite the entire f*cking script.
Now, I run a business that nourishes me AND my clients. I lead with integrity, substance, and strategy - and a significant side serve of "this is me in my messy, magical, imperfect perfection" truth talk.
I magnetise the right people — not by force or manipulation or dimming my light to be palatable, but by owning my story, my message, and my unique genius and powerfully speaking ONLY + EXACTLY to my wild, witchy, woo, out-of-the-box, often fellow neurosparkly clients, so I can help them do the same.
And that’s exactly what I’m going to teach you in this free masterclass.
💥 The truth? If you’re still trying to “sell” yourself with stale scripts and surface-level content, you’re still playing it small + safe, disrespecting your paradigm-shifting power, and repelling the very people you’re meant to serve.
💥 The shift? When you learn how to OWN your genius + SHARE your truth in a way that lands — deep, raw, and real — you become utterly irresistible to the clients who actually crave your message + its medicine.
💥 The new paradigm? No more bending yourself into a brand that fits. No more diluting, no more polishing, no more apologising. This is about OWNING your voice, your truth, and your f*cking POWER . . .
and mastering the Art of Storytelling to share your wild, untamed, unshamed magick ... So you can get OUT THERE and make a real, raw difference to this world of ours.