Storytelling + Magnetic Messaging + Business Energetics Mentor for Rebel Entrepreneurs

Hi there! I'm Kylie (aka KP)

I'm a city-born, country-dwelling gal, wife of one firey hubby (25 years and counting) and mama to two spectacular grown up daughters who have flown the nest. 


I'm also a Storytelling Strategist, Magnetic Messaging Mentor and Business Energetics Coach for Paradigm-Shifting Rebel, Creative, Spiritual + Neurodivergent entrepreneurs. 

:) YEP. the out of the box, black sheep, mad hatters are my kind of people.

After being blindsided by perimenopause-fuelled mood swings & mental health challenges in my late 40s, and a very late in life AuDHD diagnosis, I've experienced first-hand how midlife changes and identity shifts can leave us feeling discombobulated.

I'm also living proof that this nexus of tired, itchy, and b*tchy (whilst no doubt painful and challenging at times) can also be the birthplace of deeply healing and seismic shifts in the way we do life (and in my case, business) in our next phase.

Like so many women at this age and stage, this powerful initiation point has been a time of healing, growth & opportunity to come home to me), and I have been on a magical + messy journey ever since to set myself Wild + (finally fckingFree.

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You do huge, transformative, mutative, magical work in the world, yet you're struggling to wrap words around the power + magic of the transformation.

I get it - words are so inadequate for capturing the wild, withy, out-of-the-box work we do. And even if writing comes naturally to you, there's a whole other layer of potential trickiness when you're writing about yourself! 

I made something for you to DEMYSTIFY how to share your truth, power and magic in a way that ALIGNS to you and your values, and doesn't require you to sacrifice your SOUL, your SCRUPLES or your SANITY to share it! ⬇️

Magnetic Messaging with Business Storytelling Course with Kylie Patchett - group

Register for MAGNETIC: A Masterclass for Rebels, Disruptors & Revolutionaries Ready to Stand the F*ck Out.

In this on demand masterclass, we'll uncover:

🧲 The no-BS status quo stocktake of your message, voice, and visibility game. 

🧲 How to rewrite the rules & market YOUR way — without bro-y manipulation or coaches coaching coaches to coach coaches hype-over-heart ICK.

🧲 The storytelling secrets that truly make you IRRESISTIBLE to your soulmate clients.

Learn how to be UTTERLY IRRESISTIBLE to your Soulmate Clients + Collabs (without sacrificing your scruples or your sanity!)

⬇️ Enter your details and get INSTANT ACCESS March 27th!

Part of that journey was picking up my bat and ball and escaping from the corporate cage which so poorly fit me and my neurosparkly AuDHD brain and sensitive nervous system

(I am learning to juggle a connective tissue disorder called EDS which has a habit of flaring into chronic pain every now and then, thanks to the whole dopamine-estrogen-collagen midlife enchilada), and (re) emerging back into business ownership for the second time. Shortly thereafter in 2023, I founded KP Kreative.

These days I am on a mission to do only and exactly the things that light me (and every single once of the weird, eccentric, rebellious, joy-fuelled cells inside of me!) up.

And one of those deliciously soul-wagging-its-tail things is helping the healers, helpers, and change agents of the world to share their work in a whole new, more magnetic, more magical way through the power of storytelling + expanding their capacity to be seen, heard + recognised as thought leader through voice, visibility + receivership healing.

Professionally, I've spent the past 25+ years Communicating, Coaching & Leading in the Scientific, Medical and Health & Wellbeing Fields.

... Designing and delivering holistic health + wellbeing programs in the mining, community services, aged care and mental health recovery sectors to improve staff and client emotional, mental and physical wellbeing

... Leading and teaching in the sleep science space to help patients, their families and their doctors understand and implement medical and lifestyle interventions for sleep 

... Using the power of genetics and forensic biology to provide expert witness testimony for the Police Service and lecture in the Masters of Forensic Science program at Griffith University

... Leading and Mentoring teams to harness their potential through human behaviour coaching, empowering leadership frameworks and a healthy dose of woo-woo meditation, self-healing and yoga-loving on the side

... Business Development and Marcomms using my innate marketing & communications heart to create compelling keynotes, marketing materials, web copy, online and in-person programs, ebooks and articles through the power of storytelling

Personally, I grew up the binge-eating, good girl-conditioned kid of a parent dealing with alcoholism and mental health issues.

So I know a thing or two about the depth of self-awareness, self-responsibility and blind ongoing bloody faith it takes to move through trauma, codependency and to heal unhelpful ways of being

At age 26 and years and years of traditional talk therapy failed to work through my own childhood challenges, I discovered Traditional Chinese Medicine and other alternative therapies and began to harness the intricate balance of mind + body + soul which has the power to unleash a lifelong healing evolution. 

Since then I have been studying and embodying different healing and coaching modalities (NLP, EFT, IFS, TCM, shiatsu, energy medicine, Five Elements Theory, Oriental Psychology, Yoga and Yoga for the Stages of Menopause ... and the list goes on) and undergone a deep transformational healing journey of my own.

This trifecta of marketing / comms / training / program design experience, a deep love of storytelling, and my lived experience of ongoing wealth, worthiness, voice + visibility healing makes me

A) a drop-dead GENIUS at SEEING you in all your untamed + unshamed MAGNIFICENCE (no matter what unworthy, not ready, wtf am I to do this dirt you've got on your windshield) and

B) lit up loud + passionate about helping people like you — the HEALERS, HELPERS, DISRUPTORS, REBELS + VISIONARY LEADERS - people driven to make a real contribution to the world (more than likely because like me, you too have gone through 'big, hard, sticky stuff' + deeply desire alchemising that PAIN into POWER + MAGIC and TRANSFORMATION for your soulmate clients). 

I work with game-changers + change agents in 2 distinct places + spaces in biz:

THEY'RE SHIFTING FROM A J.O.B TO CHIEF. EVERYTHING. OFFICER. + BUSINESSOWNER

Whilst they're used to being the "face" of someone else's brand or biz, sharing their skills + experience ..

stepping into their own gig is creating 'how the fck do i speak about myself, for me' or 'i have nfi how to STOP speaking corporate and START sharing heart-to-heart' or 'can I REALLY make money, just for being me' turbulence ..

so what once felt easy now feels full of resistance, no matter how hard they push.

OR they've done the programs, the five step formulas, the rinse + repeat 58 reels per week BS advice (and all of it made them feel unseen + unheard!) and just want to get down to business growing their CUSTOM-CRAFTED soul-fuelled legacy business - completely in alignment with THEIR unique p values, design, preferences and energetics. 

If this is you, start with a 1:1 Voice + Visibility and Business Energetics Mentorship or Intensive.

THEY'RE JUST STARTING OUT [OR MID PIVOT] + TRYING TO SPEAK ABOUT THEIR WORK FEELS LIKE HERDING MOSQUITOS

ABOUT | Meet KThey know they're ready for freedom, unapologetic self-expression and 'coming out' in their legacy work - often for the first time in midlife ..

they've tried the magic pill 'solutions' to copywriting or content creation, but it feels totally out of alignment, or triggers visibility fear ..

so they're spinning their wheels in can't get started quicksand - struggling to find the right words to call in their perfect fit clients.

If this is you, start with my on demand GENIUS + TRUTH + LEGACY magnetism-unleashing experience G-SPOT.

Dive in and self study your way to being utterly irresistible to yoru soulmate clients through energetic alignment, crystal clear messaging and a FCK YES offer suite.

Here's the thing lovely lady ... WANTING to make a HUGE CONTRIBUTION to the world is one thing. Actually getting out there and DOING it is quite another.

Coz us good-girl-conditioned, rebels with a cause have DOUBLE JEOPARDY going on.

FIRST we have to decondition ALL THE FREAKING WAYS we've been taught to believe our unicorn out-of-the-box, often neuro-sparkly self IS TOO MUCH (too loud, too quirky, too emotional, too able to pick up on the BS PATTERNS repeating themselves)

and all the ways we've been taught to stay SMALL, SAFE + PALATABLE, heal the parts of us that don't feel "ready"

.. and let's be honest, this AIN'T ONE AND DONE - this is an ongoing ever-evolving spiral of a journey

THEN and ONLY THEN so we have the solid soul foundations in place

to develop the capacity to SIMPLIFY our big, bold, transformation work in the world, CLARIFY our message so only our soulmate clients are called in and then AMPLIFY it "out there" in a way that creates the INCOME + IMPACT + INFLUENCE we truly crave

.. and do all of that in a way that feels 

ALIGNED to our values

FITS our phase of life, and emotional + energetic bandwidth and 

HONOURS our deep desires (for flow, time, freedom, whatever you crave)

Need a nap yet? ;)

Let's be fcking frank here. Anyone who tries to tell you:

There's a one size fits all solution for marketing (like post 3-times per day ad infinitum on the Gram for fck's sake)

That you need to be a SPECIFIC way to create business success (usually a way that requires you to HIDE your humaness, and replace it with hype-y, rinse + repeat, charge a billion dollars per hour to 'create success" BULLSHIT that makes you feel like you want to puke, then take a shower) 

That there is only one business model that ACTUALLY WORKS (which just so happens to be the EXACT $20k + solution they're pitching to you!) or

That if you just follow this formula STEP BY STEP (with no mindset or energetic support also included in this offering) crzy six figure seconds are yours for the taking!

SHOULD.NOT.BE.TRUSTED.

read that again.

TRUTH IS there is NOTHING wrong with you. 

Your precise PREFERENCES, your innate and natural GENIUS ZONE, your individual energetic BLUEPRINT, is (imperfectly) PERFECT and it's EXACTLY what the world needs.

Your burning desire to make a difference, to contribute, to deliver what is bone deep burning inside you is part of the COLLECTIVE UPRISING we are in the midst of RIGHT NOW.

And goddess knows the world needs everyone single one of us.

There is no one-size-fits-all way to run a business, to structure your offerings, to share your work in the world. 

There is no magic pill answer and seeking the answers OUTSIDE of yourself just delays (or worse, cock blocks) your inevitable success. 

You do not need to change a thing. You do not need to POLISH, PERFECT or make you + your work somehow MORE PALATABLE.

And anyone who tries to tell you OTHERWISE is set to make cold.hard.cash.

from you feeling DISCONNECTED from your own soul + message + so DISEMPOWERED you gotta hand over power to someone else to feel like you're making progress.

Around here, I am proud (and rather loud!) to truth-talk against the majority of marcomms 'experts' and coaches coaching coaches to coach coaches pyramid scheme BULLSHIT. Here's what hand-on-heart BELIEVE:

the quicker you CONNECT to the wild woman inside of you (the authentic self behind all the dirt on the windshield right now) and develop deep + abiding self trust ...

the quicker you connect + co-create with the SOUL of your business and the DEEP MEDICINE you are truly here to deliver to humankind ... 

the quicker you design your BUSINESS, fill your roster with FCK YES offers, harness your unique GeNIUS, GIFTS + FLOW...

the quicker you STOP looking outside for answers, and start living from YOUR OWN...

the EASIER doing your legacy work becomes, the EASIER it is to be utterly irresistible to those soulmate IDEAL clients you truly, madly, deeply want to call in, the EASIER it is to build flourishing, soulful, sustainable business ecosystem,

... and the natural flow on effect is building reach and reputation as a thought leader over time

... that brings with it the income, impact and influence you KNOW could be yours if you could just figure out how to get there. 

so .... where to next, my love?

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Looking for a magnetising messaging, energetic alignment or voice + visibility kick start? Here, you'll find all my best resources including freebies, activations and masterclasses to give you both a birds eye view of the Storytelling + Soul magick and then deep dive into the nitty gritty of dissolving voice, visibility and receivership blocks that could be standing in your way. 

It's time untame + unshame all the internal stories holding you back, and reweave new rules of reality where you're sharing your unapologetic truth + creating soul-fuelled impact + influence with your gifts. 

The time is now.

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WILD + (FINALLY FUCKING) FREE PODCAST

This is the space where truth-talking gets real, and the behind-the-scenes grit of the "future humans" is laid bare. We’re celebrating the change agents, the neuro-sparklies, the witchy wild women, the deep feelers, the unapologetic sensers, the status-quo challengers, and the huge-hearted healers + helpers.

If you’ve ever longed to be Wild + (Finally F*cking) Free, this is your sign to lean in lady. We'll help you imagine what’s possible — all while collapsing timelines, fcking up old systems of oppresion and leading with joy, love, and our fiercest, truest WILD!

Seen: Voice + Visibility Activation for Rebel Entrepreneurs
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Discover the “storytelling strategy + energetic magic” secret formula to expanding your capacity to be seen + heard and clarify + amplify your paradigm-shifting message from your full POTENCY...

... So that you can call in soulmate clients, magical opportunities and perfect-fit collaborator and stop fcking around doing the busy work and get down to changing the world.

More than 12 hours of fire-starting truth drops to unhook you from self-censorship, shame, and playing small – and ignite your boldest, most unapologetic voice.

Join 560+ rebel entrepreneurs from around the world who have already burnt down the “right way” rules + finally starting showing up as their FULL SELVES – raw, real, magnetic AF. 

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Master the fundamentals of Storytelling with Voice + Visibility Catalyst for Paradigm Shifters Kylie Patchett 

MAGNETIC: The Art of Storytelling Masterclass

STOP all the polishing, pretending, curating, farcical half-truth telling, systems of oppression proliferating, totally unsustainable clusterfckery that most marketing / coaching / social media 'experts' espouse and

START sharing your real, raw truth + natural genius zone by sharing the magic + mess of the most unapologetic, clearest, YOUiest version of you + your work in the world through the science + art of storytelling

.. so you can QUIT attracting non-dreamy clients and become effortlessly + irresistibly MAGNETIC to the soulmate clients + collabs you truly crave and get out there and make the difference YOU are here to make!

Brand Storytelling and Visibility Coach Kylie Patchett smiling in a leather jacket and in a pink dress with flowers in front
Brand Storytelling and Visibility Coach Kylie Patchett smiling in a leather jacket and in a pink dress with flowers in front
Brand Storytelling and Visibility Coach Kylie Patchett smiling in a leather jacket and in a pink dress with flowers in front